Doggy Wisdom

DOG PHILOSOPHY
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>The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
>his tongue.
>-Anonymous
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>Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
>wonderful.
>-Ann Landers
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>If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
>went.
>-Will Rogers
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>There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
>-Ben Williams
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>A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
>himself.
>-Josh Billings
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>The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
>-Andy Rooney
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>We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
>And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever
>made.
>-M. Acklam
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>Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who
>are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
>- Sigmund Freud
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>I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
>cult.
>-Rita Rudner
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>A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
>times before lying down.
>-Robert Benchley
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>Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
>-Franklin P. Jones
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>If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
>known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
>-James Thurber
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>If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
>-Unknown
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>My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
>That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
>-Joe Weinstein
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>Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back
>from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a
>cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
>-Anne Tyler
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>Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and
>get used to the idea.
>-Robert A. Heinlein
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>If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
>you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
>-Mark Twain
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>You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
>that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
>- Dave Barry
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>Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
>-Roger Caras
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>If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
>pocket and then give him only two of them.
>-Phil Pastoret
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>My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.