All I Ever Needed to Know I Learned From My Dog

Naps are essential and should be taken daily.
Playtime is important.
Every day can be an adventure.
Don't be afraid to snuggle up next to someone you love.
Don't mess with someone bigger than you.
Sometimes a bark is worse than a bite.
Too much of anything will make you sick.
Once something goes in the garbage, it should stay there.
It's hard to stay mad at something cute.
Drink lots of water.
A shady area makes a good resting place.
Looking adorable or pitiful can work in your favor.
It's nice to be taken care of.
Begging for food is okay.
Long daily walks are good exercise.
Kisses are good, even wet ones.
Accidents happen.
Play nicely with others and they'll play nicely with you.
It's okay to get excited when you see people you like.
Tummy rubs are mandatory.
Treats are wonderful and make you feel special.
Protect those you love.
Humans make good pillows.
Stop and smell the roses, the dirt, the grass...